Autism, Children's Health, family, Parenting, quotes

White Fang’s Greatest Hits

My “baby” is turning 14 next week (bring out the tissues and leave me alone). As a tribute to my ever-brilliant, ever-maddening, ever-amazing oldest, here’s a re-post of this collection of zany and poignant tidbits.

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On Muffin hitting the troublesome stage of toddlerhood: “One day I’ll come home to you chasing a naked baby running through the house, while something’s boiling over on the stove, and you’re dropping stuff, and the cat is like, ‘Let me out of here.’ ”

On Muffin complaining while they were wrestling: “I will squish him, and then his cuteness will be absorbed into me. …This is going in the blog, isn’t it?”

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When he found his latest Minecraft house was overrun with monsters: “Tiny pest problem. Super tiny. I’ll be able to fix it.”

When he discovered some of these same monsters were not behaving themselves: “Oh my gosh, Creeper and Spider, stop trying to mate! Oh my gosh, get a room!!”

After Muffin’s first Early Intervention visit: “Mom, do you think he’ll have autism? If he doesn’t, will he be able to understand me?”

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While trying to arrange a Gathering for his Warriors fan community: “And Bramblestar said, ‘All cats, here, sit beside this…giant pile of…stuff!’ ”

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